Damn I don’t know what it is but lately I am strangely attracted to black women. Not that I never found them attractive before. I did. I even had myself a little Ethiopian girlfriend for a while.
That turned out to be a huge mistake of a relationship that dragged on way too long (shocking). Ethiopian women are evil.
I’ll spare you the details of what happened there, but suffice to say that after going through an atrocious experience with her, I kind of lost attraction for black women.
Yeah maybe it’s not fair or racist or whatever, but I guess my brain just associated black women with pain or something so I stayed away.
Anyway, I guess enough time has passed because my head has been on a damn swivel since coming back to LA with all these attractive black women around.
I’m not sure if it’s because Obama was president or they changed the water supply in LA or something, but damn.
Maybe something is different with me, because since being back in LA I’ve noticed that there are tons of hot girls everywhere.
It could be the “summer effect” where everyone spends more time outside with more of their skin exposed.
I actually have a theory about this. They say that when your testosterone increase, you’re attracted to women with certain physical proportions. And black girls generally have bigger asses and boobies.
So does this mean I’m a high test male? Nice.
Or I suppose it could just be because I’ve been in Asia for six months where my choices are limited to smelly backpackers and Thai hookers.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But it could just be the effect of an exotic choice.
I don’t know.
Not sure who this little strumpet is. If anyone knows DM me and I’ll credit her.
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