Where my Cheese Grater Girls at?

Ladies of Instagram and the world, I have something very important to tell you:
It’s okay to have a rock solid body.
  1. It’s okay to be more shredded than the average man.
  2. It’s okay to hit the gym and put on a little muscle.
  3. But most importantly, it’s okay to have shredded abs.
Why are girls so afraid of the gym? They all say, “I don’t want to get too big.” It’s like, do you have any idea how much work it is to build muscle? That shit doesn’t happen on
Like this girl here. I know nothing about her other than she’s jacked but I promise you that she works her ass off for that body.
I’m obviously biased, but I think that’s pretty hot.
Actually I think it’s really hot.
And while I’m obviously attracted to all types of girls, unless a girl is into fitness I automatically rule her out for any sort of long term… anything. Well, unless she’s Jewish. Then she gets a pass.
Or possible some kind of super hot stripper or something. I would do that just for the novelty.
But anyway, the point is that for me, fitness girls are number one. I’m not saying I want a roidmonkey to spot me while I try to throw up a new PR.
But I would like there to be a little uncertainty as to who would win in a weaponless fight to the death.
I know there’s a lot of guys out there who are insecure about girls with a little muscle. Not me. Bring it on baby.
I feel the same way about girls who make a lot of money too.
So if there’s any girls out there who make lots of money and are ripped and can’t find a man… I’m right here baby.
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